People scare me!

As everyone already knows, I work in the restaurant business.  It is more stress than a lot of people give it credit for.  Even though it is a stressful job, I do get to meet some great people, on the other hand I also meet the not so great.  One of my favorite customers in the past was the woman who ordered the T-bone steak and complained that it had a bone in it.  Yes a bone, such as the T-shaped bone that gives it its name.  Or the man that complained that his steak had some red in it, he had just left from the cardiologist and the doctor told him he could not eat red meat.  Yes, these people are living and breathing, and they all scare the living day lights out of me.  Tonight I had another one, when taking the to-go order on the phone, we asked if they needed any condiments... you know steak sauce, ketchup,etc.  The lady's reply was no they wouldn't need any condoms they wouldn't be having sex tonight!  For real?!!??  Now why would a steakhouse ask you if you wanted a condom?  Another bit of information for you all.... If you go to a steakhouse and ask for a steak well done you are not going to get it in under 12 minutes!!!  If you do, they are throwing it in the microwave or it has been sitting on the grill as a mistake for another order.  Do not go out and say to your server that you have a movie to make in 30 minutes and you want a well done steak!!  

As you can see, I need a vacation!  We are off to Las Vegas next week.  Chad has a Firefighter Combat challenge... it is the biggest competition of the year.  I am looking forward to a little break.  I also get to see my best friend Teresa.  I haven't seen her in five years, she lives in Utah.  So next week will be awesome!  Wish me luck at the slots!